Sub Plans by SnowWhiteHeart

This review is written by Lemon Lover Ssherrill115


I hope you enjoyed the video as much as I did. Let's read the author's original description of Sub Plans: Bella is a math teacher by day, a strict Domme by night. Edward is a sub looking for someone to punish him for his misdeeds. Probably the only BDSM comedy you will ever read. Probably the only vamp-subward you'll ever meet. Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,518 - Reviews: 3451 - Updated: 8-31-10 - Published: 4-13-10 - Bella & Edward

Those of you who know me, know that I like my Edward a little on the "forceful" side and I would NEVER want to read him being submissive. So I know you are asking yourself "Why" would she review a story like this. Well, let me explain... Not only is Edward a submissive in this story, he is also a vampire and to tell you the truth, the combination really works. You know how tormented Edward is in Twilight (the books)? This is EXACTLY the formula that makes submissive/vampire Edward tormented in Sub Plans.

If you follow me on Twitter, you know that I have announced a rule that I WILL NOT start any more "incomplete" stories because of a story that has just drug me along TOO LONG without a lemon. So when SnowWhiteHeart suggested I read her story, I didn't want to do it. Then when she told me that Edward is a Submissive, I came right out and TOLD her that I don't read Edward as a Submissive stories. She is so sweet Y'all and she very delicately convinced me to give it a try. BOY AM I GLAD I DID! I love this story. It is sexy, steamy, compelling without being degrading and without showing Edward as Weak. In this story, yes Edward is a Submissive, but really no more than he is in the actual books. He is just REALLY in love with Bella and lives to serve her. The love that he has for her is so precious and she never degrades him as a Domme. She eventually loves him right back!

SnowWhiteHeart is an excellent author, she keeps you engaged in the actual story without worrying about WHEN the story will get to the next lemon. Her story Sub Plans is funny and light hearted while dealing with some serious past issues for Bella. Bella basically has no one in her life and when she meets the Cullens she finally feels complete. I hope Edward will change her - but to tell you the truth, I am not so sure. You will just have to read the story with me to find out. Sub Plans is on Chapter 19 so you have plenty to sink your teeth into before waiting for updates and SnowWhiteHeart has promised me that she will be good about not making us wait too long for them. I suggest you give her a read - I know you will enjoy it as much as I do!!

Here is the link to Sub Plans: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5894804/1/Sub_Plans

And if you are on The Twitter, I suggest you follow her, she is sweet and funny and a joy to follow: https://twitter.com/snowwhitehearts

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Last Tango in Forks by Awesomesauce 76

Southern Fan Fiction Review would like to welcome Indefinable1. She is our guest reviewer tonight. You may know her from her FUCKAWESOME one shot: "Disciplinarian". If you haven't read it - here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6185362/1/Disciplinarian



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Indefinable1 is here tonight to review:

Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76

Last Tango in Forks written by the awesome - AwesomeSauce76
Story Stats as of 08/24/10 Author’s Description: Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,144 - Reviews: 4568 - Updated: 8-22-10 - Published: 4-23-10 - Bella & Edward

You would think that writing a review for a story that you absolutely love would make the task a lot easier, but you’d be wrong. Knowing that I love this story only makes me more nervous because I’m afraid I won’t do it justice. After all, how do you review a story by an author that has “awesome” in their name?! Plus, since this is my first review, I’m feeling loads of pressure! Yikes!

Now let’s get down to business. As you can see by the story stats, this fic is not complete. This review is written based on the first 16 chapters. I do not know how the author plans to end the story or how many more chapters will be posted; however, I can certainly tell you that the first 16 chapters are well worth the read.

For me, this story makes me ask, “Do I believe in love at first sight?” and “What would I do?” I won’t lie to you here people, even though I’d like to pretend that if I were to ever meet Edward/Rob in real life, that I could remain all composed and mature. But the God’s honest truth is I’d probably attack him with my tongue and then pass out. So I can’t really blame Bella for succumbing to his sexy powers.

In Last Tango in Forks, we find Bella just existing. The only thing Bella knows of love, lust, and passion is what she’s read about in the fictional smut books she’s addicted to. Bella’s life belongs more to those around her than it does to her. She’s expected to be practical, routine, safe, and dependable; and she’s expected to do all of this with an unsatisfied sex life. As with anyone who is kind, generous, and reliable, the people around her often take advantage of her.

When Bella encounters a beautiful stranger in need, he offers her a chance to experience everything she’s been missing in her life. They find themselves in a moment of need, where they both just need to feel. Just something… anything. Just to feel alive again. Her stranger offers her passion, lust, and desire, with no expectations, strings, or requirements. The question is, once you’ve experienced something so wonderful, can you really go back to something you never loved to begin with? How long can Bella continue to live the lie that is her “real life”, when all she longs for is another chance to enjoy her beautiful stranger?

And how long will fate let them continue with this precarious dance before it decides to intervene? Last Tango in Forks is full of passion and lust. We experience every physical desire through both Bella and Edward’s POV. This fic is rated M for a reason. The lemons are so very juicy and so far there has been nothing that is too taboo for these two lovers to try. When I read this fic it even has me shouting, “Oh, God, Yes!” It is both well written and well paced.

And with that, I bid you a buttery ado – and declare that both Last Tango in Forks and AwesomeSauce76 are indeed worth your time to read.

Here is the Link to The Last Tango in Forks: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5918985/1/

So, tell us, what did you think? Are you reading Last Tango in Forks? Do you follow Indefinable1? Leave us a comment and let us know what you think. Thank you for taking the time to read Southern Fan Fiction Review!!

Interview with BanannaPancakes7 and QueenofGrey

By reader's request we are honored to welcome BanannaPancakes7 and her fabulous beta QueenofGrey.





You know BanannaPancakes7 by reading such AWESOME stories as The Woods are Lovely, Dark and Deep.








And her beautiful Beta QueenofGrey. You know her for Porcelain Heart, Carpe Noctem & Fiat Lux and a whole host of others!






bananapancakes7: Hiiiiii, Jes.


queenofgrey: Hiiii, Wifey. So, I'm going to start out with, obviously, the most important question: when are Edward & Bella going to DO ITTTT?Okay, just kidding.Really. Sorry.


bananapancakes7: Oh, you little horny ficreader, you.


queenofgrey: It can't be helped. It's this fandom. It gets under your skin. & in your pants. Or something.


bananapancakes7: Soon, I promise. Probably by the time others are reading this ::hides::


queenofgrey: Don't hide. Bah. It'll be lovely, I'm sure. Lovely, dark, & deep, maybe? Eh. Eh. See what I did there?


bananapancakes7: Haha, how clever. But yeahhhhhh. lol. Everyone always brings the title into it, and it makes me giggle. It's fun, though. I love me some lovely, dark, and deep sex. I mean - never mind...


queenofgrey: You really didn't have to answer that. I was breaking the proverbial interview ice. My real first question is much more ridiculous. So, you told a few of us in a WC the other day that you, like Woods Bella, own penguin undies; do the similarities end there? I mean, people say you write what you know, you know? Have you drawn on real life experiences for The Woods? Because, well, it just seems so real sometimes.


bananapancakes7: First of all, thank you x 1,000,000 for doing this - even though I roped you into it because we're ficmarried. Secondly - umm... It’s true, I do own penguin undies. They actually are just blue with a penguin on skis, but they're still majorly embarrassing, and happened to fall out of my laundry basket while my roomie's fiancé was sitting on the couch, one day. He was, of course, thrilled about this, and still proceeds to tease me.


queenofgrey: Oh, that's bad. Wow. Poor you.


bananapancakes7: Haha. But yes, I have been pouring bits of my personality, experiences - and my under-panty-things - into Bella's character. I'm not saying "The Woods" is my autobiography with the names changed, because it isn’t. (I wish, right?) But a handful of what she goes through is similar to some things I’ve experienced in my life; and a good amount is just made up as I go along. Sometimes, I write what I'd like to see, or feel, in regards to intimacy, or an intense connection with a guy; other than that, I just go with my imagination. But, thank you - I’m glad it seems real and not completely sky-high in Never, Neverland. ;)


queenofgrey: It's real. It's really real. Because I'm married to your Edvard, you know. In addition to being married to you, of course.Okay, moving on.


bananapancakes7: Well, totally, of course. By the way, I should probably compliment you on the way "Edvard" and "The Voods" has caught with other readers. Bravo, you trend-setter ;)


queenofgrey: I'm just cool like that. but, really, your busted keyboard was to blame.


bananapancakes7: (Side note: On my old laptop, my 'w' key popped off one day and I was whining to Jes that, not only would I not be able to type 'why' or 'where' or 'woods,' I couldn't type 'Edward.' And, therefore, I’d have to put v's in the place of w's. Like, "Jessica Stanley is a vhore." And as Jes put it, "vhore" was not very insulting. But thus, Edvard was born, and has been ever since.)


queenofgrey: Ha. Okay, you vhore. Do you have a process that you've gone through in order to write The Woods? I mean, I'm not one for outlines -- as everyone who reads my shit can tell -- but do you have this whole thing outlined? Have you from the beginning? Or are you just kind of winging it? Because it all seems so very calculated. In a good way.


bananapancakes7: This is where I duck and cover from the glaring eyes of English teachers... I don't outline. Well, almost never. I have this whole story planned out in my head, which is a dangerous place to keep it, as I’m so scatterbrained in real life. But I suppose it's a combination of a mind-outline, and some "winging it" along the way. Take Edward’s little, puzzling black case back in Chapter 9. I threw that in there at the last minute - I never had any intention of having it in the story until the moment I wrote it. And it ended up being one of those things that helped the story, the mystery - and I kind of wonder how I would have gone about the rest of the following chapters if I hadn't introduced it. If I hadn’t, it wouldn’t have affected where the story was going, but I’m glad I thought of it. I’ll say this much: I have the ending written, believe it or not. It's always been in my mind, and all things are meant to lead there. So, I guess can be considered as calculated ... in a very lazy way!


queenofgrey: Wait. You have the ending written? & I haven't read it? Does not compute.


bananapancakes7: Ha! I can't. Not yet. I'd ruin all the surprises. (I think)


queenofgrey: Bah. Whatever. Moving on. Jerk. So, since you don't outline, have you ever fallen prey to the influence of your readers? I mean, you have some of the BEST readers in this fandom, but surely they at least pressure you in some way or another, suggest things. Have you ever given into the temptation?


bananapancakes7: If that was the case, Bella & Edward would have done it 20 chapters ago. Lol Sandy completely agrees with this statement, because she has attempted to utilize her persuasive powers with naner on more than one occasion.


queenofgrey: & by BEST, I don't just mean me, by the way. But, well, that's a given. Ha.Ah. Right. True. As a reader, I'd just like to suggest EDWARD & BELLA SHOULD'VE DONE IT 20 CHAPTERS AGO. GET TO THE SEXIN’ ALREADY. & UPDATE PLZ. THNX. Ha. Sorry.


bananapancakes7: Yes, bb, you are one of the BEST.


queenofgrey: Ha. Yeah. Well, you've done your fair share of hand holding for me. A lot of it. At the end of CN&FL, in particular. Which sort of segues us into our next question. Since you have the ending written -- & only answer this if you want to, lord knows I never will -- is there any hope for these two? I mean, they've come so far & from such dark & twisty pasts, are you going to let them just be happy in the end? Or, you know, you can always scrap what you've written & kill them. That's how I roll, you know.


bananapancakes7: Hmmm.... I'm doing the "Mr. Burns" hands right now. ;)


queenofgrey: EVIL! Well, you did say there will be vamps. They can just come in & kill everyone.


bananapancakes7: I'll say this: my story isn't a tragedy. But, you never know...


queenofgrey: Oh. No tragedy? Damn it.


bananapancakes7: That's very true. The vamps could step in and eat Jessica Stanley in the next chapter, and I'm pretty sure no one would throw a hissy fit about it.


queenofgrey: Really, though, you're not made for tragedy. You're made for laughs. Like that right there. & your Bella, man, she's one of the best. Her inner monologue is so witty. & I know you have a companion piece coming, one in EPOV. have you sat down & done digging to find his voice just yet? Will he be as funny? Or is it going to be more serious?


bananapancakes7: I kind of can't wait for the vamps to come, but at the same time, I'm a little sad about it - because, when they do, it'll change the dynamic of the story, I suppose. There'll be no turning back, and Bella & Edward won't be blissfully ignorant to the vamp world, you know?


queenofgrey: Gah. I can't wait.


bananapancakes7: THAT’S WHY I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE. ::cough:: I mean ... no I'm not.I have a feeling people will be 50/50 about what's going to happen. We'll see.


queenofgrey: Well, I for one am excited. Bring on the blood.& the answer about my baby, Edvard. Will he think of me? He will. I know he will. That'll be his whole inner monologue. “Eff Bella. I want Jes. Here, let me take off my shirt in this car.” Om nom nom. Sorry. sandy is giving Queen the serious stink eye right now...


bananapancakes7: LOL. Yes, darling, he'll think of you.But ah, Edward’s POV… I think I have found his voice, like you said. I’ve written random moments from his perspective, and his story is much darker. Anyone who has read “The Woods” will know why his voice will be so cynical and self-deprecating, but he has his funny moments ;) I really can’t wait to sit down and write everything from his side, because there’s just so much that goes on in his mind that he doesn’t say aloud. I’m anxious to let readers into his head.Man, I have a desperate urge to tell you all my secrets, now.


queenofgrey: Well, don't do it here. Everyone will see.


bananapancakes7: True. My ficwife has spoken - I can't say. ;) You'll have to read.


queenofgrey: You just pimped yourself in an interview about yourself. That takes talent. ;)


bananapancakes7: Eww, no! Okay, don't read. What am I saying? It's crap. lol.


queenofgrey: So, give them other stuff to read. What are you reading, loving? What keeps your eyes glued to the monitor until the wee hours of the morn?


bananapancakes7: OH MY GOD. For the Summer, by camoozle. That fic rips my heart out, scotch-tapes it back together, and then tears it to pieces again, and I keep going back for more every time. Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5934882/1/For_the_Summer


queenofgrey: Oh, dearest God. I love Cam. & For the Summer. Best thing ever.


bananapancakes7: Such an adorable, lovely, shreds-the-heart kind of fic.


queenofgrey: But in the best of ways.


bananapancakes7: Yes. I love her, too. She doesn't even know me - but here, Cam - here's my love.


queenofgrey: Aw. How sweet.


bananapancakes7: That, and Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden, which I have a feeling will rip out my heart, too. Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5650508/1/Goodnight_Noises_Everywhere (Not to mention Sleepers, Awake. Jfc.) And another link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5118949/1/Sleepers_Awake_Wachet_auf_r
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queenofgrey: Feisty is ridiculously talented. Sigh. Sleepers murdered my cold, dead heart.


bananapancakes7: SHE IS.Oh, and Disappear Here by h32mh32m. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5558114/1/Disappear_Here


queenofgrey: YES. GO READ THAT. EVERYONE. GO NOW.


bananapancakes7: All of them epically own my heart.


queenofgrey: You know what else you should read? 'Cause I'm not above hijacking your interview to rec something to you. Go read The Cullen Campaign by belladonna1472. So witty & sexy & amazing. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5853742/1/The_Cullen_Campaign


bananapancakes7: My twitter feed was full of that the other night! I put it on my to-read list :) (which is really, really, long, but I digress...) So, just switching roles for a second - will we be seeing any updates from you soon? Because, I have to pimp you out, too. In Bloom and Porcelain Heart own property on my soul.


queenofgrey: Oh, Jesus. I figured you'd do this. Boo. Um, I'm back to updating Porcelain Heart on a regular basis, now that I've completed A Secondhand Spark. As for In Bloom, well, it'll come when it comes. It's based on my super-angsty, real life experience, & that experience ended in severe heartbreak for me, so it's tough to write, but I'll do it. Eventually. Other than that, there's Bloodletting, which is just starting up. Once Porcelain Heart concludes, I’ll be updating that on the regular. Vampy, bloody, delicious; I can’t wait.


bananapancakes7: I'm clawing at the computer for an update on all, but I absolutely sympathize about the real-life heartbreak affecting it. It's really crazy what can affect your ability, or mind, when trying to write. But seriously, whoever is reading this - all of those are worth so many looksies. ;)


queenofgrey: Aw, shucks. You're too kind. That's why I ficmarried you. That, & you're pretty. :) & now, back to you. I know you've got other fics rolling around in that pretty head of yours. One, in particular, you told me about. Any chance you're going to break into that soon, or are you trying to stay on track & finish The Woods, then the companion piece, first?


bananapancakes7: As for the fic that's brewing around in my brain... I've learned from the past six or seven months not to take on too many projects - I'm already slow on updating the Woods, and since that's my main story, I'm going to finish that first, and then MAYBE I'll start writing a new one, along with EPOV of 'The Woods' which will be titled 'Miles to Go Before I Sleep.' <-- See what i did there? Snort.Not to mention, there's another story I'm trying to finish... called ::cough:: Thirty Days, or something... for a certain someone's b-day...


queenofgrey: Ah, yes. Miss stolenxsanity (hi, T!) wanted me to ask you about that.&, you know, I have a vested interest, as well. WHERE'S MAH BDAY FIC?! Time's a-tickin', lady. I'm almost 25, now.I kid. I kid. Take your time. It's worth the wait. As the story shows. Or will show.


bananapancakes7: Lmao, thanks Tania. ;) And it's coming soon, I promise. It’s half done. That fic was my happy place, completely absurd and hilarious to write, and then I had to go and throw in angst, and now I'm slowly picking up the pieces and putting them back together for a happy ending. And some much-due grinding against the wall.


queenofgrey: Mmm. Wall sex.I digress.Less about wall sex, more about you.


bananapancakes7: Like I could compete with wall sex. I'm really not that interesting. Who's reading this, again? ;) sandy gives naner the stink eye...


queenofgrey: Your legions of readers, lady. You're popular. I don't know if you know that. But, you are. You weren't always, though. How'd you get into this mess? Fandom, I mean. What sucked you in?


bananapancakes7: Lol, I'm really not. I'm such an amateur, and I go red and giggle whenever anyone tries to make me sound like I'm "known," or something.Oooh - I like this question!I totally tumbled into it by accident.


queenofgrey: What? You slipped & fell into fan fiction? Goof.


bananapancakes7: Haha, kind of. My friend was telling me about M. Night Shyamalan's first movie, Wide Awake, and when I googled it, I saw 'Wide Awake twilight' as one of the drop down suggestions. I'd read the books and seen the 1st movie by then, and my interest was piqued, so I clicked and realized, "Ohhhhhh." ;) I'd read fanfiction before, for ER and Supernatural, and hadn't even thought about Twilight.


queenofgrey: Ah. Wide Awake. That's pretty much how everyone got here, I think.It's a shame angstgoddess003 is against hugs, because she's owed a lot of them. ::Hugs Sam even if she doesn’t want it!:: Link to Wide Awake (but I know you already read it. Read it again and hug Sam. Hold her down and nuggie her head!) http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/


bananapancakes7: Yup, Wide Awake broke my twific cherry. Couldn't be more glad :)But, yeah - I thought writing fanfiction might be an interesting way to try to finish a project, and maybe even get some feedback, but I had no idea what I wanted to write about. So, one day, I was Netflixin' it up in my room, watching Sophie's Choice, and in the first two minutes, the narrator talks about how he packed up his stuff and moved away, and met two people who changed his life forever. And then, the plot of 'The Woods' came into my mind, and I picked up the computer and started writing. I still haven't seen the rest of that movie!


queenofgrey: Well, thank you "Sophie's Choice". Thank you, a lot.


bananapancakes7: :)


queenofgrey: So, now that we know how you got in, why do you stay? What's your favorite part of the fandom? Of writing in the fandom? & do you have any plans for anything beyond fandom & fan fiction? Writing plans, I mean.


bananapancakes7: Though I can't deny that I stick around for the entertainment (I love to read, too, and I'm head-over-heels for a lot of the stories on here) - mainly, I stay for the people I've met throughout the fandom - whether they're readers, or writers. Some of the nicest, sweetest, HILARIOUS girls are in this fandom, and I love 'em to itty, pretty pieces. Stories are fun, but I have to say that late-night twitter parties, wc'ing with other authors, emailing readers, participating in the Fandom Gives Back (well, I did '09 - I'll be back for '11!) … just getting to know others is the most rewarding part. I'll take the cheesiest-line award, now, please. ;)


queenofgrey: Ah. Yes. The people are grand.


bananapancakes7: As for writing fanfic, I'll definitely be finishing everything that I have already started... and then I'll play it by ear. Maybe I'll take some time off to just read. ;) As for writing in real life ... well, let's just say that's a pipe dream. Who knows? I don't know if I'm cut out for it, but never say never.


queenofgrey: I think you're cut out for it. But, let's talk about reading, so you don't blush.


bananapancakes7: I’d definitely need an editor.


queenofgrey: Ha. Me too.


bananapancakes7: Haha, okay.


queenofgrey: Go into FFn right now, & copy & paste your alerts list. I want to see them all. Even the ones you're afraid to favorite because they're smutty or embarrassing or whatever, but you alert them because you love them. Do it. I dare you.


bananapancakes7: Omg.Ummm...Hang on.…I had to sign in with one of those security phrases. It was “Latex Testy.” and I think you'll know where my mind went with that.


queenofgrey: OMG. That's awesome.Oh, & don't cheat & take things off alert right now, either. I want your dirty fic secrets.


bananapancakes7: I have THIRTY ALERTS.


queenofgrey: Whaaat?! Really. I have, like, 10.


bananapancakes7: You really want all of them?!


queenofgrey: Um. Maybe? No. Give me a handful of embarrassing, smutty, whatever.You're no fun.& for the record, "Exposure" is probably the only mildly-shocking &/or smutty thing on my list.


bananapancakes7: Well, they aren't on alert anymore because of the FF guidelines, but I’ve read The Submissive and The Dominant by tarasueme. Link for tarasueme: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1595284/tara_sue_me


queenofgrey: Ha. Okay.


bananapancakes7: I read "Hide & Drink" too, which gets smutty, but I'm behind on that one, right now. Link: http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=9649


queenofgrey: I thought you were going to have some big, dark secret. Like Alice/Billy. Or Rosalie/Mike. Way less awesome than I'd imagined.


bananapancakes7: I'd like to point out, by the way, that 5 of them are yours.


queenofgrey: Well, there's your dark secret. Five bad fics. lol.


bananapancakes7: Oh, you hush. And LMAO. I'd read Charlie/Alice, if anyone ever wrote one, just to see what it was like, maybe a o/s in case I got uncomfortable... (I sound like Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. “Maybe play a game called ‘Just the Tip.’ Just for a second - just to see how it feels.”)


queenofgrey: Gross. & on that note, let's wrap this baby up, eh? In closing, um, write me a haiku about your Edward or your Bella. Do it. Now.


bananapancakes7: :P


queenofgrey: No one's reading at this point anyway. So, you know, no pressure.


bananapancakes7: That's it. No more sneak-peeks for you!


queenofgrey: EXCUSE ME WHILE I DROWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN TEARS. :'(


bananapancakes7: Just picture Edvard in the pink, lacey panties. it'll help.


queenofgrey: Om nom nom.GIMME YOUR HAIKUS!Here’s mine:Bella is a perv.Edward sleeps violently.They should do it NOW.See? Not so hard. Wait, did I do that right? Vi-o-lent-ly? Yeah.Anyway, speaking of perv, while you think…


bananapancakes7 : Bahahahaa, I love it. Can that be mine?


queenofgrey: No. Speaking of perv, are you nearly as pervy as your Bella? As crazy?


bananapancakes7: Um... as far as her thoughts go... yes. Not quite as often, but then again, I don’t have a drop-dead-sexy man in my life. But yes - I'm such an eleventh grade boy, with all my sex jokes. I'm just so random - thankfully, like Bella, most of my thoughts stay in my mind, like they're supposed to, but also, like her, my brain-to-mouth filter falters, too. It's ridiculous - thankfully, my friends still stick around. lol.


queenofgrey: I think most girls are that way, but they don't admit it. We're all pervs at heart. & if you say otherwise, you're lying.Now, on with the haiku.


bananapancakes7: Damn you for this.


queenofgrey: Ha. You can write one about what a bitch I am, if you'd prefer, instead. Or about how you love your readers. Or just tell me to go fuck myself. Whatev.


bananapancakes7: How about:“Never fear, loviesB & E will bump uglies- and no vamp babies!”Eh. No.Crap.


queenofgrey: Ha. Okay. That's enough. I'm sorry. Stick to writing chapters, not haikus. & that said, you should get along & write one. Or finish one, or whatever. We about done here? :)


bananapancakes7: See, this is why I hated 7th grade English! But yes, we're done. Thanks, my looove :)


queenofgrey: Anytime. It was fun. :)

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