Friday, August 21, 2009

Bella Swan: Kidnapper

Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain

This is how the author describes this story: Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

I was referred to this story by Jackie Orioncat. Jackie has a youtube channel where she talks about the Twilight Saga and refers people to Fan fiction stories. Here is her link: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JackieOrioncat&method=add_friend I really love this chick. She reads almost as much fan fiction as I do. Anyway, she highlighted this story in one of her vids and she said it was extremely funny. SO - I had to CHECK IT OUT...

Jackie Orioncat does not lie! As I said before, I read a lot of fan fiction. I have NEVER read a story where one scene was so funny I could not stop laughing. At one point in this story I literally had to just sit with my eyes closed and HEE HAW! It the funniest story I have ever read. If you are looking for a "Feel Good" Fan Fic this is your story. There is almost no angst at all. Bella and Edward (and really the whole gang) are more mature and all of them have kids. Let me tell you, adding kids to the mix makes "Bella Swan: Kidnapper" so much more interesting. The children take on some of the parent's personalities - it is just awesome. I won't explain the "kidnapper" reference in the title, you will just have to read it for yourself to find out. An added bonus about this story is that it is COMPLETE - no waiting for updates!

When looking for a fan fiction you are either looking for Angst or maybe your thing is Romance or maybe you are looking for a good story to keep you occupied until your next update. I get it - ME TOO! But if you are looking for a story that makes you feel better after reading a chapter than you did when you started - this is it! Go read it NOW - what are you waiting for!

Here is the link to the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5062719/1/Bella_Swan_Kidnapper

Here is the Kambria's Twilighted Thread: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=4646&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

If I could give this author more than 10 stars for her humor I would in a heart beat. I highly recommend this story!

1 comments:

stormi2397 said...

Hi.
I found your blog from Jackie Orioncat, and I'm happy I did. Bella Swan: Kidnapper was probably one of the funniest FF's I've read in a while. It's just hilarious on so many levels, and the chapters are satisfying and well done.
Thanks for the review.

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