Tilt by Lambcullen

Let's see how my friend Lambcullen describes this awesome fic shall we?

MAN WANTED: 52 cards. 52 Positions. Can an Internet advertisement really bring two people together? Even if it's only based on sex? AU/AH/OOC Canon Couples.

This story has me by the balls - well, if I had balls this story would have me by them. I love this story so much! It is the sweetest most deliciously aggravating story I have ever read and I mean that in the nicest way. Edward and Bella are BOTH complete GEEKS. I don't even think Geek is a strong enough word for either of them. Both of them have "gone all the way" with someone before. But neither have been in a successful sexual relationship. Bella needs more help than I have ever seen her need - intro Best Friend Alice. Now, we all love Alice. No one bets against Alice, but in this story, Alice is a pushy hussy. She means well - and what she does ends up really helping her friend - but if I were Bella and Alice did it to me, I am not sure I would remain friends with her. What she did was give Bella a little push in the right direction, but she forgot to give Bella ANY instruction before she pushed her towards the cliff.

Now, then there is our favorite man in the world Edward - Beautiful, Rich, Awesome Bod, Gorgeous Hair, Hot Car, Hot Home - but he is as bad as Bella when it comes to a sexual relationship - intro Brother Jasper. Jasper is about as good to Edward as Alice is to Bella - they both MEAN well, and what they do ends well, but I just can't believe that they would do this to their friend and brother. Do you want to know what they did? Yeah, I thought you might. Well - I'm not going to tell you. You will thank me when you read this HOT ASS piece of Fan Fiction.

Lambcullen is one of the best Fan Fiction Authors out there. She just keeps crankin' them out: Wreckage, Dearly Departed, Landscapes, Tides, the list goes on and on. Each fic is better than the next, although when you are reading her stories you don't think anything could be as good as the one you are reading. Then BAM! Here comes Tilt. I didn't think I could love ANY story as much as Landscapes - then Tides blew me away and now Tilt is knocking my socks off. If there were an award that I could give for one of the most talented, nicest, easiest to read, hottest authors out there - I would have to give it to Lambcullen. She takes time for her fans on Twitter. I Tweet a lot (you can follow me and find out how much) and some of the authors don't take time to answer questions or speak to their readers. Lambcullen has NEVER ignored me ever. She answers reviews and tweets and still makes time to write FUCKAWESOME stories. I think we in the fan fiction world are really lucky to have Lambcullen. Thank you so much Lambcullen for being a real person and for all the time, energy and effort you put into writing Awesome stories for us!

I think you should give Tilt a try, because I know once you do - you are going to love it as much as I do.

What are you waiting for? Here is the link to the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5483997/1/Tilt

Here is the link to Tilt's Twilighted Thread: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=7113&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=350

And because I love her and enjoy talking to her so much, here is her twitter link: http://twitter.com/lambcullen

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