Christmas Party at Southern Fan Fiction Review

All three girls are sitting behind their laptops at one big table enjoying their updates while waiting for the party to begin. Sandy is at the Head of the table Meadow and Snshyne are across from each other. The room is festively decorated and the girls are looking fabulous. Sandy has on her black mini dress and 5 inch heels, Meadow is wearing a royal blue number and I can see more skin than blue. Her heels are as high as Sandy’s and then there is Snshyne. She comes by her name honestly; she is wearing an orange and yellow dress with a slit in the side all the way up and gold sparkly high heels. I think all three girls are ready for the festivities. Sandy finishes her updates and stands – she clears her throat…


SANDY “I just wanted to thank you girls for all your hard work on SFFR this past year. You girls have helped me through lots of tough times. Times without updates are the worst – and then there was “The Rain Season” scare. When I wouldn’t read the update for fear that it would be too Angsty… It was you Snshyne that pulled me through that one. Meadow you have been there when I couldn’t find another story to read, I always turned to “Storytime with Meadow”. You girls have been a God Send to me…”

SNSHYNE “Where are the strippers…?”








MEADOW “Shhh Snshyne, Have another Double Grey Goose L’Orange with Cranberry and Lime. That thing is Delicious! You say you call it the Alice Cullen…”






SNSHYNE “Yeah – The Alice Cullen, Sometimes I just say “AC”. The bartender at my favorite hangout knows what I mean”







Meadow gets up and walks over to the stereo that Sandy has had brought in for the party. She turns on a little music and hears someone in the other room that sounds a lot like Emmett… “You ready for me Girls??” Snshyne and Meadow both SCREAM and shout at the same time “Yeah, come on in...” Sandy walks to the hallway and very sweetly reminds Emmett that she will let him know when it’s time to come out. She turns around and clears her throat again. Meadow scurries to her seat grabbing the plate of cookies on her way back.


MEADOW *whispers* “Have you tried the “Jane can kick your ass Raspberry Thumbprint Cookies?” as she crams another one in her mouth.







SNSHYNE *whispers and takes a big sip of her drink* “No, I’m too busy with the Boston Baked Berry Brees, Sandy can bake her Ass off.”






SANDY “As I was saying, I just wanted to have this little Holiday Celebration to say ‘Thanks’ for all your hard work and I have a couple of surprises for each of you. Have you been good this year girls?”





Both girls sit up straight and nod their heads looking like little angles. Meadow takes a BIG sip of her Rosalieto. (Which is what she calls a Mojito because she loves Rosalie’s bad ass attitude.) Meadow has a ‘thing’ for the tough girls.


SANDY “Ok – shall we get down to the nitty gritty?”







SNSHYNE – “Where are the strippers…?”






SANDY *glares at Snshyne and continues* “Snshyne you have been such a good friend to me on Twitter and gchat and I appreciate you joining our little team here at SFFR. I know how much you love TNGUS by AngryBadgerGirl. Snshyne claps her hands and bounces up and down doing her best ‘Alice Cullen’ impression. “So as a Gift to you, TNGUS will be one of our Entertainers this afternoon. And you will be allowed to take him home and spend one night with him. He will be gone when you wake up.” Snshyne jumps up and runs to Sandy throwing her arm around her and kissing her cheek and cries “Thank you Sandy, Thank YOU!”
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As Snshyne makes her way back to her chair to patiently await her “gift” Sandy wipes the traitor tear from her cheek and clears her throat once again looking at Meadow. “Meadow – you and I go WAY BACK! In fact, if it weren’t for you I wouldn’t even be reading Fan Fiction. I started reading Fan Fiction after you reviewed Warmth by Katiebellecullen on Storytime with Meadow. After reading that story, I was completely and irrevocably in Love with Fan Fiction.” Meadow beams proudly! Sandy Continues “And because I know how much you love the Edward in A Life Extraordinary by Lolashoes, I am giving him to you to enjoy today as part of our Entertainment.” Meadow sucks in a breath and looks torn. But Sandy eases her mind “I know Meadow; I have a family and a husband too. So you won’t be able to take him home. But he has promised to make a guest appearance in your fantasies and dreams for the next couple of days and he Promises that you will be satisfied.” Meadow jumps up and runs to Sandy throwing her arms around her and whispers in her ear “Thank you” with tears in both their eyes she returns to her seat.
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Sandy wipes her tears and walks over to the stereo and reaches to turn it up, ready to call in the Entertainers. Both Meadow and Snshyne jump up and yell “Wait!!!” Meadow takes Sandy’s arm and gently guides her back to her chair asking her to take a seat. Meadow and Snshyne look down trying to appear innocent. Meadow says “Sandy, we love you” Sandy nods and tries to speak when she is stopped by Snshyne “No! You have said enough, it’s time for us to talk now.” Sandy nods again. Snshyne begins “We wanted to get you the Edward from Unexpected by Ooohlala, but she has taken it off of FanFiction.net due to personal reasons.” Sandy interrupts, or tries to before Meadow puts a finger in front of her lips. Meadow says “Just wait, we aren’t finished. We know who your NEW favorite is and we aren’t calling in the Entertainers until we announce OUR gift to you.” Snshyne can’t stand it and blurts out “Clipped Wings!!!!! We got you the Edward from Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by Hunterhunting!!!!” The look of pure SHOCK takes over Sandy’s face and she licks her lips in anticipation. She breaths “really…?” Both the girls nod and do their best Alice Cullen bouncing on the balls of their feet. Sandy looks torn and Meadow reminds her “We know, the family and the husband…you get to have him today during the Entertainment and then he promises to make several appearances in your dreams and fantasies for the next couple of days.” Sandy still looking a little torn whispers “I’m not sure I can handle him – I’m old remember…” Snshyne and Meadow just smile and turn the music up and yell “Come on in guys…”
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Sandy, Meadow and Snshyne would like to wish you a Happy and Safe Holiday Season! May all your Endings be Happy and May all your Updates come before you expect them. The links to all the stories mentioned during the Christmas Party are below. If you haven’t read them, what are you waiting for!!!

Links to the Stories mentioned in the Christmas Party:

The Rain Season by elusivetwilight: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5249534/1/The_Rain_Season

Twilightheaded-Where you will find Storytime with Meadow every Saturday: http://www.twilightheaded.com/


TNGUS The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/1/The_Naked_Guy_Upstairs


Warmth by Katiebellecullen: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4461299/1/Warmth


A Life Extraordinary by Lolashoes: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4881409/1/A_Life_Extraordinary


Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by Hunterhunting: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5143291/1/Clipped_Wings_and_Inked_Armor

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