Tilt by Lambcullen

Let's see how my friend Lambcullen describes this awesome fic shall we?

MAN WANTED: 52 cards. 52 Positions. Can an Internet advertisement really bring two people together? Even if it's only based on sex? AU/AH/OOC Canon Couples.

This story has me by the balls - well, if I had balls this story would have me by them. I love this story so much! It is the sweetest most deliciously aggravating story I have ever read and I mean that in the nicest way. Edward and Bella are BOTH complete GEEKS. I don't even think Geek is a strong enough word for either of them. Both of them have "gone all the way" with someone before. But neither have been in a successful sexual relationship. Bella needs more help than I have ever seen her need - intro Best Friend Alice. Now, we all love Alice. No one bets against Alice, but in this story, Alice is a pushy hussy. She means well - and what she does ends up really helping her friend - but if I were Bella and Alice did it to me, I am not sure I would remain friends with her. What she did was give Bella a little push in the right direction, but she forgot to give Bella ANY instruction before she pushed her towards the cliff.

Now, then there is our favorite man in the world Edward - Beautiful, Rich, Awesome Bod, Gorgeous Hair, Hot Car, Hot Home - but he is as bad as Bella when it comes to a sexual relationship - intro Brother Jasper. Jasper is about as good to Edward as Alice is to Bella - they both MEAN well, and what they do ends well, but I just can't believe that they would do this to their friend and brother. Do you want to know what they did? Yeah, I thought you might. Well - I'm not going to tell you. You will thank me when you read this HOT ASS piece of Fan Fiction.

Lambcullen is one of the best Fan Fiction Authors out there. She just keeps crankin' them out: Wreckage, Dearly Departed, Landscapes, Tides, the list goes on and on. Each fic is better than the next, although when you are reading her stories you don't think anything could be as good as the one you are reading. Then BAM! Here comes Tilt. I didn't think I could love ANY story as much as Landscapes - then Tides blew me away and now Tilt is knocking my socks off. If there were an award that I could give for one of the most talented, nicest, easiest to read, hottest authors out there - I would have to give it to Lambcullen. She takes time for her fans on Twitter. I Tweet a lot (you can follow me and find out how much) and some of the authors don't take time to answer questions or speak to their readers. Lambcullen has NEVER ignored me ever. She answers reviews and tweets and still makes time to write FUCKAWESOME stories. I think we in the fan fiction world are really lucky to have Lambcullen. Thank you so much Lambcullen for being a real person and for all the time, energy and effort you put into writing Awesome stories for us!

I think you should give Tilt a try, because I know once you do - you are going to love it as much as I do.

What are you waiting for? Here is the link to the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5483997/1/Tilt

Here is the link to Tilt's Twilighted Thread: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=7113&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=350

And because I love her and enjoy talking to her so much, here is her twitter link: http://twitter.com/lambcullen

Thank you for taking the time to read my review - PLEASE leave me a comment and let me know you were here!

Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore and Flightlessbird11

Let's see how these two remarkably talented girls describe their story shall we... Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness. **I want to give credit to Flghtlessbird11 for the picture to the right - it is beautiful!*** The link at the bottom of the review goes to coldplaywhore's profile and not Flightlessbird11's but they both are equally responsible for this wonderful story.

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I just need you to know that I love this story. I read it all the way through in about 2 days and I couldn't stop to even read my normal updates. That is how good. This is NOT one with LOTS AND LOTS of copious sex in it. It has lemons - yes - and UST - yes - but it also has a remarkable story that is suspenseful. Not that it's a mystery - but Bella and Edward are already online friends and they already have feelings for each other when they meet in real life, but they don't KNOW they are meeting their online friend. In person, she just considers him "Hot Coffee Guy" and Edward considers her "Sexy Coffee Girl" because they are lusting after each other from afar.

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So here we have it - They know each other online and are each other's confidant. They see each other in the coffee house and basically drool over each other. Then they actually meet each other. You would think that they would be quick to put all the pieces together. Not Bella and Edward - these two can't do ANYTHING the easy way. I have to say that I really want to SMACK Bella a couple times in this story. But that makes it better when you feel passionately about what is happening. Coldplaywhore and Flightlessbird11 actually made me talk out loud to my screen a couple times. That is a FIRST. I have cried, and laughed, and looked around for my husband a couple times - but I have NEVER talked to the screen - until now. I just want to reach my hand in there and show them what's going on. But I guess that's part of the fun.

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I find Coldplaywhore and Flightlessbird11 to be very easy to read. I have read a bunch of coldplaywhore's stuff. Her stories are always compelling and they always leave you wanting more. Maybe I'm Falling for You is really making me want updates, even though I just finished it. I really want to know HOW everything will work out and WHEN. All of our favorite characters are in this story so you will get plenty of Alice, Jasper, Rosie and Emmett - but by far this story is B/E. My favorite character is Margaret (the coffee house lady). If I was in this story, I would be Margaret - because she knows ALL. If I were in Twilight, I would be Mrs. Cope. I love those characters that keep the story going. And this story has one. This story is Great because it is not just lemon after lemon after lemon - it feels true to life and you get to know and love each one of the characters.

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If you are looking for a really good story to sink your teeth into, I suggest you give Maybe I'm Falling for You a chance. I am sure that you will love it as much as I do!

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Here is the link to the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5343966/1/Maybe_Im_Falling_For_You

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Here is the ling to Coldplaywhore's blog. I think you will really enjoy it. She posts teasers and she reviews stories and she is really great. Check it out! http://coldplaywhore.blogspot.com/

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I also follow coldplaywhore on twitter - she is GREAT: http://twitter.com/coldplaywhore

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Thank you for taking the time to read my review - don't forget to leave me a comment and let me know if you are reading this one! Love You!

It's Time for the BIG SURPRISE

Hey Y'all - I would like to introduce you to one of my best good friends Meadow Cliffdiver. She is from the Twilight-Headed Blog. She writes a column there once a week called "Storytime with Meadow" and she is the reason that I started reading Fan Fiction many many months ago. Meadow has agreed to be my permanent monthly "guest reviewer"!!!!

**waving** Hello fellow FanFic readers! My name is Meadow. Some of you may know me from the website Twilight-Headed, where I review my favorite fanfics every Sunday. When my good friend Sandy asked me if I'd like to do a guest review for her I was all “REALLY?” followed by “REALLY really? Because I often don't make sense. Are you SURE?” Once we'd established that yes, she was indeed sure and not at all frightened for the sanctity of her blog (foolish, foolish Sandy...) we decided that once a month I'll review a fic here on Southern Fan Fiction Review that is a little different than the ones that Sandy normally reads. I have a giant soft spot for supernatural, science-fiction, and fantasy stories. These aren't normally her cup of tea, so I can't wait to hopefully hook some of you on my favorites.


Isn't she Precious!!! Welcome Meadow - I am so excited that you are here. I think that you are going to bring a new "spice" to Southern Fan Fiction Review. I hope all of the readers enjoy Meadow. Let's get on with her review - shall we...


Today I decided to recommend TallulahBelle's Elemental. TallulahBelle describes Elemental like this:
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?

Oooh, exciting, right? From the start we learn that Bella has a very special birthright – she is a witch, born with powers meant to be used to protect the land around Forks. Unfortunately for Bella, she wasn't aware of any of this until she was yanked from her peaceful life in Phoenix. She's thrown into a world where she is surrounded by secrets and primal powers she barely understands. Just when you think her adjustment couldn't get any harder, she's informed that these powers come with a price: in order to ensure the survival of the clan, witches “imprint” sometime after they come of age. While the imprinting is mutual, it's not always desired. On top of all of that, there's also the question of why she was called back to Forks in the first place. What is this force that threatens destruction? Can Bella fulfill the role she was born to play while still maintaining who she is? Will her questions ever be fully answered?

Now, not only is the story rock-solid, but the author TallulahBelle is awesome. She's smart, she's funny, and she's incredibly open to discussing her story with her fans. She's also very supportive of other authors, offering recommendations at the end of each chapter of other stories you'd like. As if all that weren't enough, she has a huge heart and auctioned herself for The Fandom Gives Back campaign. Team EPOV (the winning bidders) plunked down an amazing $1800 to hear Edward's point of view during key scenes of Elemental. This is a massive project which will be published to go along with Elemental. I can't tell you worth it I think she is, so please go read. I promise you won't be disappointed.


Here is the link to Elemental: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5241793/1/Elemental


Here is the link to the Author's Twilighted Thread: http://twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=5443


This Author would love for you to follow her on Twitter, so here is her Twitter Page: http://twitter.com/MsTallulahBelle


Thanks for reading, I hope I was half as entertaining as Sandy. Please review and show her some love for letting me hijack her blog.

So - What did you THINK??? I want you to know that I appreciate you taking the time to read Southern Fan Fiction Review, and I Love each and every one of you. Thank you for following me on Twitter, I have the best time talking to you, and thank you so much for telling me what you are reading. I'll get to all of them, I Promise! Meadow is going to help me make that goal a reality. Please leave a comment and let me know you were here and what do you think? Do you like Meadow as much as I do??? You can find her every week at Twilight-Headed. I urge you to go check them out they are really fun to read. Here is the link: http://www.twilightheaded.com/ I hope you and your family have a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving Y'all!

I'll Be Your Lover Too by Edwardsbloodtype

This is how Edwardsbloodtype describes this story: Bella is helping her best friend Edward cope with his dark and tragic past while strugging to hide her true feelings for him. When a friend comes to visit, she will force them to recognize their deepest desires. All human, A/U, NC-17 drugs, sex

If you follow my blog you will more than likely say to yourself "Hey, she JUST reviewed a fic by Edwardsbloodtype". And yes, I admit it, I did just review her new fic "High Anxiety" because I loved it a really lot. And when I reviewed it I THOUGHT that I had already read this story "I'll be your lover too" but I hadn't. In fact, I found out that there is more than one story out there with this title. The story I read before with this title I didn't like very much and so, I chose to review her newer story. Then my twitter friend told me I should read this one. I was SURE I already had, and argued with her just a little. I WAS WRONG. Sorry. I have never read this story before now and it is SO GOOD I can't believe I haven't told you about it.

Now, Be warned, this story has quite a bit of unconventional sex in it. There is a threesome, a foursome, domination, anal beads....etc. So If you like your stories on the mild side you might want to wait for my next review. But if you are looking for something that will make you call your husband like this "Uh Honey, could you cum here a minute baby sweety..." and then grab him by his hair and ride him until both of you can't see straight, this is your story.

I am NOT a Tanya lover. I hate the skank. In every story I hate her. Even when she is the psychiatrist and really does good things for our love birds - something inside of me still can't stand her. I don't know why, because if you read the actual books she is not that bad. But in the fan fiction world, we love to hate Tanya. Well, Tanya actually does Bella and Edward a favor in this one. She doesn't do it on PURPOSE, but it helps them and and for that I am grateful. But I still hate her and she is still a skank. You want to know what she does for them? No, No, No, I can't tell you. You must read this hot piece of fan fiction pie for yourself.

I love Edwardsbloodtype. She is an excellent storyteller and she is an extremely talented author. If she has experience with all the sex that she writes about then she is one hot mama. So "hats off to her"!!! I know that you will enjoy this story. It is a complete fic and is an easy read. There is just enough smut to keep you entertained and just enough story to make you feel like you are reading something besides smut. LOL! Give I'll Be Your Lover Too a chance, I know that you will enjoy it as much as I did!

Here is the link to the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4810274/1/Ill_Be_Your_Lover_Too

Thank you for taking the time to read my blog. Don't forget to leave me a comment and let me know you were here and what you are reading. Have a Great Week!!! Love you!

Best Rob Video Today

Ok - I KNOW this is a Fan Fiction blog - and I KNOW you come here to find out what to read. But I have been reading some stories that I'm not sure I want to review. So, while I think about that, I thought maybe you would enjoy this video. It is NOT NEW MOON - you still have to buy tickets to see that one. But it is a Rob Video and I really like it A LOT. Thank you for reading my blog. Please leave a comment and let me know if you would like to see more videos like this one on my blog. Love you!!!

Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel

Let's check out how EZRocksAngel describes Daedalus in Exile shall we: After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E

Let me just say - if you like Vampire Edward, you are going to LOVE this story. EZRocksAngel is well known for her elaborate storytelling talent. She is the author of Creature of Habit. Those of you who read a lot of Fan Fiction will recognize that fic. It is one of my most favorites and when it completed, I was sad. But EZ didn't leave me hangin', because she created Daedalus in Exile. This story is about what would have happend if Edward Cullen never returned to Forks after his initial meeting with Bella Swan. If he would have stayed away and never temped fate. What would have happened to him - and where would she have ended up in the long run if she were never the love interest to this complex vampire? Would she still have had a relationship with the Cullens without Edward? Would Jake ever become a ware wolf? (ok that question hasn't been answered but I still wonder) Would Edward ever find love without Bella? EZRocksAngel must stay awake at night thinking about these things, because Daedalus in Exile was created to tell us his story scans Bella Swan. Do you think their paths will cross eventually even though he doesn't temp fate? Can he really run far enough away from her to never be tempted by her blood? Well, you will just have to read the story and FIND OUT!

If you are not familiar with EZRocksAngel, let me school you a little. She takes her time with a story. Her stories are very descriptive and intricate she makes you feel like you are there. You will feel the cold, the fear, the excitement etc. She has a talent that helps you enjoy her story. She sucks you in and before you know it, you are shivering and wondering when the next update will post. I imagine people must bug the crap out of her for updates - but I have learned through reading Creature of Habit to be patient and enjoy the process, because reading her stories are pure bliss. I encourage you to give Daedalus in Exile a try, she has 10 Chapters written so you will have plenty to sink your teeth into before waiting for an update. I am sure you will enjoy Vampire Edward as much as I do!

Here is the link to the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379739/1/Daedalus_in_Exile

If you twitter you may want to search for her on there, I follow her and enjoy her tweets very much. Thank you for reading my blog, and please leave me a comment and let me know that you are here and what you are reading. Have a Great Weekend!

Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV

This is how VvDeadRosesvV describes Breaking Trinity: AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.

I have one word for you "SnarlWard". OMG! Ok to say that this fic is Hot would be an understatement. I have never read lemons like the ones written in this story. This Edward is a little more than Forceful, a little more than a little Dominate, he is more like Consuming. The thing is, neither he nor Bella understand why. All they know is that they belong to each other in a sexual way - a VERY SEXUAL WAY.

Now, Normally I don't like High School stories. I am a mother and I am just not ready to think about my little girl in high school with an Edward Cullen. Because I want to be in High School with an Edward Cullen - LOL. So if High School sex bothers you then this is not the story for you. But if you can look past that to the actual meat of the story (he he I said meat) this is a really good fic! Bella has left her home in Arizona running away from infidelity in her relationship, only to literally be consumed by Snarlward the first time they meet. What she hasn't considered, among other things, is that maybe this Hot Sexy guy might be committing infidelity himself. What do you think? You think that Edward "Hot as Fuck" Cullen could walk around High School without a girlfriend? Well, you'll just have to read this story and find out.

I have to give this author props - she can definitely write some Hot Lemons! But she has encased them in a story that is beautifully written with an attention to detail that compels you to continue reading. If you are not reading this story, you are missing out. Because I think everyone else is reading it!

Here is the link to the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379823/1/Breaking_Trinity

Here is the link to the author's Twilighted Thread. I am sure you can find plenty of friends there to discuss SnarlWard with you! http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=6738&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=1760

Give Breaking Trinity a try, I can promise you will be glad you did. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.

Maybe by 107yearoldvirgin

Let's see how my very good friend 107yearoldvirgin describes this fic: Can Bella survive her assignment at SXSW when lust and infatuation combust in 19days? "He's like, if they had a picture of the word ‘sex’ in the dictionary, his face would be there and his sex hair would be all crazy and his eyes would be in Technicolor."

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Ok, I don't know about you, but I am having a hard time waiting for November 20th. There is this movie coming out on November 20th, maybe you've heard of it "New Moon"? Well, my very good friend and author 107yearoldvirgin has come up with a way to take our minds off the wait, and it is called - Maybe. In this story Edward is the tortured musician (now I know you love tortured musician Edward) and Bella writes for a magazine called Breaking Magazine. She is in Austin Texas on assignment to cover Edward's band. I equate the Magazine she works for with Rolling Stone - they cover new bands and the bands become huge Stars.

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Well, not only is Bella covering Edward's Band for the magazine, but she just happens to be living in the same apartment building as he does until the assignment is up. The assignment lasts 19 days. Do you think music journalist Bella and tortured musician Edward can complicate things in 19 days? Do you think they can get all hot and bothered in 19 days? You bet your sweet patootie they can - LOL!

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Now for the awesome part - 107yearoldvirgin will update this story every other day until the 15th of November and then EVERY DAY until the premier of New Moon. Isn't that awesome of her?!? I wish more writers would have thought of this idea. They could be keeping us busy and our minds occupied with more than the Vanity Fair Magazine. This story is Awesome, but everything 107yearoldvirgin writes is Awesome. She is extremely talented and has the gift of anticipation in her writing. She makes you so EXCITED to see an update coming. This is a new type of story for her, normally she writes humorous stories - and this one is not humorous, it is HOT! I hope you will join me in the journey of Maybe as we wait for New Moon. Thank you 107yearoldvirgin for trying to make the wait bearable.

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Here is the link for the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5487268/1/Maybe

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And 107yearoldvirgin has an awesome blog that I follow and I urge your to check out!: http://107yearoldvirgin.blogspot.com/?zx=9b25fa7c8f9dd48e

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I know you are going to love this story as well as this author as much as I do! Thank you for taking the time to read my blog, and leave me a comment to let me know you were here!